Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Why Anytime? Whhhyyy?

After a ho hum diddly day, I've got nothing but Tex Mex chilli nachos and tacos in my head from the el cheapo New Taco Express (owned by Asians... I suspect Chinese, but I may be wong). Then the thoughts of hummus and fresh pita bread pop into my head and I realize I'm starving.

So I'm literally racing up my steps, get the mail and wait impatiently for the elevator to bring me up just three stories when I notice that Anytime, my favorite late night spot in Williamsburg is sending out spiffy looking flyers listing the menu, prices and {sniff, sniff} location and hours.

Ughhhhh.. Will everyone now be at my favorite late night spot where I meet cute gay hipsters and very hot Asian women (I'm totally straight, I just like to look for my very horny Puerto Rican friend who's jonesing)?

Shame on you Anytime. ... but oh that warm pita bread and hummus!

This Is What Happens When You Drink Toooo Much.

This Is What Happens When You Drink Toooo Much.
...you put wine bags over your head and dance like Elaine from Seinfeld