the friend zone

...is an easy place to find yourself with the opposite sex. If you don't want to find yourself there, never and I mean never offer to hookup he/she with a friend.

Unreal

I want to drink some Veuve Cliquot, the 5 PBR's and 2 Miller Lights in my fridge and get loaded. Although I just couldn't do all of that alone.

It's a GREAT Saturday... warm, slight breeze and no one wants to get a little wasted?

No one?

Fuck it, I'M DRINKING! Got my ANTM on and my drink on.