Thursday, May 17, 2007

You're such a Motherfucker

Travel season is upon us and the best way to move around, you lazy Manhattanites, is to get your behind to a Brooklyn Industries and pick up your flyer for the Memorial Day Motherfucker. There really isn't another way to celebrate the kickoff to summer, unless you're from Jersey and HAAAAAVE to go down the shore. Then go... we don't want you at Motherfucker anyway. Best thing about celebrating in the city is the NON use of gas. Hurray! Who cares is gas if 3.11? You travel by bus, train or the two foot express.

25 bucks with the flyer gets you in to party with some very interesting looking people and if you get there early enough from 10-11pm its open bar! Now if that doesn't entice you, nothing will. Not even 6 foot 2 black Drag Queens called Princess. Confused? Check this out... scroll down to the pictures. Don't be scared, she/he won't bite.

This Is What Happens When You Drink Toooo Much.

This Is What Happens When You Drink Toooo Much.
...you put wine bags over your head and dance like Elaine from Seinfeld