My Name is (Celebrity Name) and please buy my scent!

Unnecessary. The perfume game has come a long way from Chanel Nº5.

Celebrities, please stop shoving your perfumes and colognes up my nostrils.
No Britney, "I don't dare." No Halle, no matter how beautiful you are I'm not interested and NO MARIAH, you are may be on fire, but not good enough to wipe your scent on me!

Top 15 Celebrity Colognes/Perfumes Offenders:

1. Mariah Carey:
2. Britney Spears
3. Halle Berry:
4. Kylie Minogue
5. Sean Jean (P.Diddy) -
6. Usher
7. Elizabeth Taylor
8.Celine Dion
9. Jennifer Lopez
10. David Beckham
11. Paris Hilton
12. Sarah Jessica Parker
13. Carlos Santana (!)
14. Hilary Duff
15. Antonio Banderas

That's my rant for today. I bet before this post is up, I will see Mariah sultrily applying perfume between her bosom... and you will too. Enjoy!

Britney Shears... Yes, I Said It!

Um. Britney is loco.

According to the New York Post's, Andrea Peyser, Britney must be stopped! Also she has these very supporting and kind words to say about our dear Brit Brit:

"The head-shaving, tattoo-loving, cheap-wig-wearing mother of the year has staged a public yelp for help. An evidently addled Brit has confused the top of her noggin with her privates - shaving her crown as poorly as the sad naughty parts she has exposed with manic frequency."

Ouch.

*Thanks New York Post!